When you see a cock rock wearing pixelated sunglasses appear on your screen, it may be uncomfortable, but you're just going to have to deal with it.

Deal With It

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working? -- Tuco the Ugly

Cowboy

Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments are we bound to prosperity and ruin.

Frankenstein

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
You have got the dough
But I've got the soul
Yet you were trying
To keep me down in a hole

But as time go by
I will never stop try
And I know that I'm gonna make it
I'm telling you no lie

Rasta

Mushroom

I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop
At the foot of a mountain, a glowing cock rock

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a uranium cock rock in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Uranium

Number one on the side and don't touch the back, number six on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack.

Mullet

Unicorn

Army Tank

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd;
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win, it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.

Baseball

Cigarette

I am your father. You can tell by the size of this cock rock.

Darth Vader

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Check in with me, and do your job

Corn on the Cob

Hairy

Surgical Mask

Clown

Cactus

What inspired it all: the original Cock Rock.

Pizza

Alien

Medieval Armor

Monacle

You'd cry too if you had a cock for a nose.

Sad Pepe

Candy Corn

Top Hat

Tron

Soft, malleable, and ductile with a very high thermal and electrical conductivity.

Essential to all living organisms as a trace dietary mineral due to it being a key constituent of the respiratory enzyme complex cytochrome c oxidase.

The adult body contains between 1.4 and 2.1 mg of copper per kilogram of body weight.

Copper

Mohawk

Bandana

Candy Cane

Bow Tie

Hot Rod

Fedora

Goku

Silver

Samurai

The earliest evidence of the Sombrero cock rock is its role in El Jarabe, the national dance of Mexico. Male dancers threw their cock rocks on the ground in an act of courtship, and if accepted, the female will dance on the brim of the cock rock indicating acceptance. After a public performance in 1790, the jarabe was banned by colonial and relgious authorities as it was considered to be morally offensive and a challenge to Spain's control. However it then came to be even more popular as it was seen as an act of rebellion and a cornerstorne of Mexican national identity. El Jarabe, and the Sombrero cock rocks needed to dance it, remained in vogue until the 1930s.

Sombrero

Barrel fermented, never pasteurized & probiotic. No fat, low carbs, modest sodium and a ton of flavor. The King of Pickles. Probiotic, raw, GMO-free, and gluten-free.

Pickle

Pirate

Camouflage

3D Glasses

RoboCock

Pipe

Glasses

Wood

Golfer

Party Hat

Calavera Sugar Skull

Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)

Banana

Lounge Lizard

Hazmat

Jello

Parrot

The gold standard in comfort and protection. Accept No Substitutes. Silky smooth lubricant ensures a natural feel and sensitivity.

Condom

Cave Painting

Rooster (Cock)

The French phrase for "it's over" translates to "the carrots are cooked" in English. Such as it is for any non-holders of cock rocks.

Carrot

Chad

Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it. -- James Bond

Diamond

Moai

Gold

Hot Dog

Santa Hat

Headphones

But mark! what arch of varied hue
From heaven to earth is bowed?
Haste, ere it vanish, haste to view
The Rainbow in the cloud.

Rainbow

Submarine

Beanie

Eggplants contain 95% water and 50% of their volume is air. They are technically berries not vegetables and contain more nicotine than any other edible plant. Italian folklore claims eating them makes you go insane.